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2.3sMore money in your wallet, more drugs in your veins.
1.47sMy second piece of advice,
1.93shave as many kids as you can,
5.44s'cause that makes it more likely that one of those kids will grow up and make it big in Hollywood.
1.7sThen who's paying the bills, huh?
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1.93sHollywood kid.
1.17sClass dismissed.
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1.73sGood morning, everyone!
2.73sI'm Mrs. Griffin, your new Sex Ed teacher.
4.47sNow, you've probably heard all those rumors that condoms make sex less pleasurable.
1.27sWhile that is a fact,
1.97sthey also make sex safer.
1.2sSorry I'm late, Lois.
1.8sPeter, what are you doing here?
3.84sLois, you think I'm going to miss a chance to share my knowledge with these fresh, young minds? Forget it.
2.2sI've missed too many other opportunities.
1.37sThere he is. Took you long enough.
1sJust what we need.
2.24sHey, guys, I'm coming in.
1s- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
1.17sOh, God!
2.44sOh, boy! I am not going to hear the end of this.
1.33sYou jackass! Now you've done it!
1.3sIdiot!
3.17sI know I don't fit here, but I'm just gonna settle right in.