2.87sDad, look at the facts about sex.
7.54s"If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension "populated entirely by dogs who will eat it."
2.17sWell, that's something I'd like to avoid.
0.97sWell, this changes everything.
2.3sFrom now on, I, too, will be abstinent.
3.64sI'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.