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1.03sChris, what is this?
1.67sGenital Hospital.
2.67sYes, and it's inappropriate for someone your age.
1.4sNow, if you're curious about sex,
1.43syou should talk to your Sex Ed teacher.
1.3sWe don't have one.
2.47sThe principal cut Sex Ed class to save money.
2.2sWhat? Well, that's crazy!
3.17sWithout Sex Ed, kids can wind up sexually confused.
1.97sJust look at Michael Jackson.
2.14sThe kid in me likes the frosted side.
3.54sBut the grown-up in me likes the kid in me.
3.23sPeter, do you know they're not teaching Sex Ed at Chris' school?
1.83sLet him figure it out the way I had to,
2.1swith a can of Crisco and a shot glass.
2.97sThat's the natural way, Lois. That's the natural way.
1.57sWell, somebody's got to step in.
3.87sTomorrow, I'm going down to James Woods High and offer to teach the class myself.
1.57sHey, you could really make a difference.
2.94sLike I did when I taught money management to those drug addicts.
1.77sThere's a lot of ways for you guys to save money.
1.43sFor example, you're all shooting up.