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1.83sLet him figure it out the way I had to,
2.1swith a can of Crisco and a shot glass.
2.97sThat's the natural way, Lois. That's the natural way.
1.57sWell, somebody's got to step in.
3.87sTomorrow, I'm going down to James Woods High and offer to teach the class myself.
1.57sHey, you could really make a difference.
2.94sLike I did when I taught money management to those drug addicts.
1.77sThere's a lot of ways for you guys to save money.
1.43sFor example, you're all shooting up.
1.4sWhy not share needles?
1.27sThat's a no-brainer.
2.3sMore money in your wallet, more drugs in your veins.
1.47sMy second piece of advice,
1.93shave as many kids as you can,
5.44s'cause that makes it more likely that one of those kids will grow up and make it big in Hollywood.
1.7sThen who's paying the bills, huh?
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1.93sHollywood kid.
1.17sClass dismissed.
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1.73sGood morning, everyone!
2.73sI'm Mrs. Griffin, your new Sex Ed teacher.
4.47sNow, you've probably heard all those rumors that condoms make sex less pleasurable.
1.27sWhile that is a fact,
1.97sthey also make sex safer.
1.2sSorry I'm late, Lois.