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1.37sI'm abstinent, Lois.
2sIt's all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school.
2.67sSex turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans.
1.83sEveryone goes down a notch.
2.97sThis is nonsense. You can't force abstinence on kids.
2.84sLois, what possible harm can abstinence do?
1.9sMeg Griffin, we need to have a talk.
2.37s(GASPS) Mom!
2.74sOh, my God!
3.2sYou kids were doing it in the ear!
1.17sHey, my sandwich tastes funny.
1.2sIs there something wrong with the Smucker's?
1.67sPETER: Yeah, it's been on my penis.
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3.17sMeg, I still cannot believe what you and Doug did last night.
1.6sMom, you don't understand.
1.57sDoug and I are abstinent.
2.37sBut if we have sex in the ear, it doesn't count.
2.6sWe're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
1.57sMeg, when I was your age,
3.87smy parents tried to feed me the same nonsense about premarital sex.
1.44sYou're lying to yourself.
1.2sWell, I don't care what you think.
2.23sDoug and I are part of the Opal Ring Crusade,