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2.04s(IN QUIET VOICE) Easy on those trans-fats.
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3.17sNot everything needs gravy.
3.04sYou know, there're some carrots down at the other end.
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2.87sThat cheesecake was for everyone.
1.87sHer hand was right beneath my pillow.
2.14sShe could have snapped my neck if she had a mind to.
1.5sDon't worry about it.
1.37sI'm sure it will be a while before you lose another tooth.
1.33sI can't wait for that.
3.14sI have to lure her back on my terms and kill her myself.
3.84sBut to catch a fairy, I have to think like a fairy.
2.9sANNOUNCER: If you want Brian to say, "Well that'll be a stretch,"
2.1stext message FAMGUY1.
3.14sIf you want Brian to say, "I'm not touching that one,"
1.87stext FAMGUY2.