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3.44sI'll be more convincing than Mel Gibson when he apologized to the Jews.
3.54sI'm really, really sorry about your big noses.
3.04sI'm really sorry about how greedy you are.
3.4sBut most of all, I'm really sorry about your dirty,
2.33sunderhanded, back-stabbing ways.
3.04sYour number one, dirty Jew fan, Mel Gibson.
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2.27sAll right, tooth whore, do your worst.
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3.2s(ALARM RINGING) A-ha!
2.1sStewie, what the hell? Get me down from here.
2.7sNo way, man! How do I know you're not the tooth fairy in disguise?
1.5sYour middle name is Gilligan. Not good enough.
2sYou think my girlfriend's a moron. So does everyone.
1.73sYou have a picture of Chris Noth in your wallet.
1.97sOkay.
1sLook, Stewie, this is ridiculous.
1.53sThere's something I have to tell you.
2.97s- The tooth fairy isn't real.
- What?
2.1sLook, I didn't wanna burst your bubble since you're just a kid,
2.6sbut, yeah, she's all smoke and mirrors.
1.47sJust like Harry Houdini.
2.4sI don't wanna play bridge with the Petersons tonight.
2.57sHarry, we agreed weeks ago and we're going.