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1.17sHow do I say this?
2.34sVaginal intercourse is...
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2.17sIt's just tops.
2.1sIt's the bee's knees, Meg.
2.84sOh, when you rattle it around just right.
2.17sOh, my God! I mean...
2.34sYou remember, when we had that old car with the bad shocks,
2.7sand I used to take the old dirt road on purpose?
2.23sMeg... Meg?
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1.03sI love you.
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3.5sIn local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
1.53sThat's right, Tom.
3.9sIt appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
3.44sOver 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far,
3.5sprompting a new slogan, "Once you go black, you go deaf."
2.17sSounds like there's a pattern developing, Tom.
1.8sOh, a pattern developing?
9.34sWell, Diane, I guess you've learned a lot from staring lifelessly at TV reruns of CSI over the thrusting shoulders of whatever drifter you drag into your bedroom on whatever night CSI is on.
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