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1.44sYou're lying to yourself.
1.2sWell, I don't care what you think.
2.23sDoug and I are part of the Opal Ring Crusade,
2.2sand this is how we choose to express our love.
4.7sLook, Meg. A, ear sex is just unnatural and B...
1.17sHow do I say this?
2.34sVaginal intercourse is...
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2.17sIt's just tops.
2.1sIt's the bee's knees, Meg.
2.84sOh, when you rattle it around just right.
2.17sOh, my God! I mean...
2.34sYou remember, when we had that old car with the bad shocks,
2.7sand I used to take the old dirt road on purpose?
2.23sMeg... Meg?
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1.03sI love you.
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3.5sIn local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
1.53sThat's right, Tom.
3.9sIt appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
3.44sOver 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far,
3.5sprompting a new slogan, "Once you go black, you go deaf."
2.17sSounds like there's a pattern developing, Tom.