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2.07sAh, the mysteries of life.
2.37sTell you what, Simpson. I won't fail you...
3.27sif you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
2.95sYou mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition...
2.77sto compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?
1.87sLook, I don't need this.
2.99sI inhaled my favorite whistle this morning.
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2.77sD'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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4.37sChildren, that was our only ball. There'll be no team this year.
2.35s- Awww.
- Awww.
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2.9sMom, this is really scary.
2.5sI'm gonna get my first "F" ever.
4.22sCheer up. So you're not good at sports. It's a very small part of life.
2.64sSports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports.
2.97sMarge, Bart rides up in the front seat today...
2.27sbecause he's a good guy at sports.