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3.47shis hair, says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy revue.
2.07sBut first, let's check the death count...
3.77sfrom the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.
3.1sWell, Kent, as of now, the death count is zero,
2.17sbut it is ready to shoot right up.
3.92sOh, my God! Damn you, snow!
4.4sAll right! Snow day! No school tomorrow.
2.07sThat doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report.
2.14sWhat if the weatherman is wrong?
2.38sLisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
2.92sKent, I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me...
3.47sat the Springfield Laugh 'n Brew 'n Burgers 'n Fries this Saturday.
3.97sThe forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity.