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1.93sAhh, Action News.
3.3sThe last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.
2.69sNow, here's your action anchor, Kent Brockman.
6.97sHello. I'm Kent Brockman. Our top stories tonight: a tremendous explosion in the price of lumber; President Reagan dies--
3.47shis hair, says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy revue.
2.07sBut first, let's check the death count...
3.77sfrom the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.
3.1sWell, Kent, as of now, the death count is zero,
2.17sbut it is ready to shoot right up.
3.92sOh, my God! Damn you, snow!
4.4sAll right! Snow day! No school tomorrow.