1.93sAhh, Action News.
3.3sThe last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.
2.69sNow, here's your action anchor, Kent Brockman.
6.97sHello. I'm Kent Brockman. Our top stories tonight: a tremendous explosion in the price of lumber; President Reagan dies--
3.47shis hair, says Gary Trudeau in his new musical comedy revue.
2.07sBut first, let's check the death count...