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2.8sHere, let me see those knees. Moe, I think you should leave.
2.29sBut, Blanche, you gotta help me out here. Please!
3.72sI'm 64 grand in the hole! They're gonna take my thumbs!
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2.47sCharge!
4.32sGood luck tonight, Sis. I'll try not to hurt you.
3.72sDon't worry. I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head.
3.09sMr. Honey Bunny! You inhuman monster!
2.54sYou want a piece of me?
3.84sStop it! Stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game.
2.57sNow that we're all alone, Marge, admit it.
1.93s- You like Lisa best.
- No!
2.47s- Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?
- No.
2.1sWell, you can't possibly like Maggie best.
2.73sWhat has she ever done? Nothin' for nobody.
2.67sHomer, we can't root for one child over the other.
2.23sYou wouldn't like it if the kids played favorites with us.
2.12sHey, Mom! Look at me, Mom!
3.17sHi, Mom! Over here! Mom!
1.72sHi, kids.
4.15sAnd now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Clown.