3.32sWhy is Bart getting a present, and I'm getting chewed out?
2.07sAh, the mysteries of life.
2.37sTell you what, Simpson. I won't fail you...
3.27sif you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
2.95sYou mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition...
2.77sto compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?
1.87sLook, I don't need this.