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4.09sNARRATOR: Far beneath the everyday rumble of limousines and poodle feet,
5.44sthere toil a downtrodden people even less well off than the upper middle class.
2.34sThe noble sewer mutants.
7.27sFor, you see, generations of exposure to toxic sewage mutated them into horrific monsters!
2.5s(BOTH GASP) Shut up.
2.77sNARRATOR: These industrious, uh, people, I guess,
6.94smaintain the various pipes and poop chutes that keep decent, above-ground society functioning.
3.12sAnd where do these proud toileteers learn their menial skills?
2.82s(MEOWS) At Brown University,
3.87sthe nation's premiere institution of lower learning.
2.37sSo please, give generously,
3.44sknowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you.
2.54sNot in person, thank God.
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1.48sWell, that was disturbing.
3.1sI understand, dear. They are hideous.
6.31sLook, I guess you mean well, but isn't that university just a tax-deductible sewer-cleaning service?