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2.82s(MEOWS) At Brown University,
3.87sthe nation's premiere institution of lower learning.
2.37sSo please, give generously,
3.44sknowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you.
2.54sNot in person, thank God.
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1.48sWell, that was disturbing.
3.1sI understand, dear. They are hideous.
6.31sLook, I guess you mean well, but isn't that university just a tax-deductible sewer-cleaning service?
4.07sMy dear, that school is about much more than sewer pipes.
1.32sReally?
2.59sIt's also about keeping those filthy things busy.
3.67sThere are thousands of them down there, breeding like rats.
2.04sMy great uncle once saw a rat.
1.78sIf we don't keep them busy,
4.25sthey'll start jabbering about equal rights in their ill-bred manner.