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2.17sYou know how in that movie Liam Neeson gets his daughter back?
1.27sYeah.
2.8sWell, that was one of the girls their dad didn't get back.
1.97s(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.27sWhat kind of joint is this? Where's the cigarette girl?
1.73sYeah, they don't have those anymore.
1.7sPeter, I don't know about this.
3.1sI haven't even had normal sexual relations in a long time.
2.97sWith Babs, I usually finish in my hand and just throw it at her.
1.3sLook, relax, will you?
4.07sHere, I got these off a website that tells you good things to say when hot women walk by.
3.37sHere comes a hot one. Say the first thing on the list.
3.9sI love getting trendy cupcakes in the middle of the day for no reason.
1.67sNo way. So do I.
1sHi. I'm Paula.
1sCarter. How do you do?
2.65sHey, why don't you and your friend come join us over at our table?
2.84sPeter Griffin. How do you do? (CHUCKLING PLAYFULLY)
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1.8sWe would love to.
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2.8sHey, girls, these are my two new friends.
1.38sHello, ladies. My name is Carter,
2.77sand I require a tremendous amount of calcium.