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3sAll right, here's your Mike and Ikes with all the Ikes taken out.
1.48sI hope you were careful, 'cause I swear to God,
2.5sif I find one Ike in there, I'm going straight to Babs.
1.2sIt's fine, I double-checked.
1.57sHere's your Mikes. What's next?
7.11sNext, I want you to fly to France and tell French people that a good-looking, depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.
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3.02s(CLEARS THROAT) People of France,
5.2sa good-looking, depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie,
3.44sand your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.
2.33s(SIREN WAILING)
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1.93sAll right, you got my catchphrases for me?
3.15sI just want you to know this was a huge pain in the ass.
2.54s"Peter's new catchphrases, by Carter Pewterschmidt."
1.5sTitle's all business. I like that.
1.44sAlso, I've been under the weather lately,
1.43sso it may not be my best work.
1.5s"Shape up or show me your balls."
1.07s(CHUCKLES) That's good.