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2.5sI always love hearing that story, Mom.
2.77sI got a story about a fat guy who's starving and bored.
1.63sLook, Peter, if you're that hungry,
2.84sgo down to the dock and find Daddy, and we'll get dinner started.
1.43sYou're not gonna get dinner started.
2.64sShe's gonna tell that sloppy old Spanish maid to do it.
5.61sAnd she will, but only because she needs money to pay for medicine for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto.
2.52sMama, may I have cookie?
2.47sNo, Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.
1.53s(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
2.1sMr. Pewterschmidt, dinner's ready!
1.3sDamn it, he can't hear me.