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5.1sLike going to loud, awful bars and not being able to hear the mediocre-looking chick next to you say something stupid.
1.23sIt's going to be awesome.
1.6sI don't know how to do anything like that.
1.33sIt's easy.
1.37sI'll help you meet some women, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.67sCome on, it's been 50 years since I've been on a date.
1.67sWell, how'd you get that chick on the boat, then?
2.17sYou know how in that movie Liam Neeson gets his daughter back?
1.27sYeah.
2.8sWell, that was one of the girls their dad didn't get back.
1.97s(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.27sWhat kind of joint is this? Where's the cigarette girl?
1.73sYeah, they don't have those anymore.
1.7sPeter, I don't know about this.
3.1sI haven't even had normal sexual relations in a long time.
2.97sWith Babs, I usually finish in my hand and just throw it at her.
1.3sLook, relax, will you?
4.07sHere, I got these off a website that tells you good things to say when hot women walk by.
3.37sHere comes a hot one. Say the first thing on the list.
3.9sI love getting trendy cupcakes in the middle of the day for no reason.
1.67sNo way. So do I.
1sHi. I'm Paula.
1sCarter. How do you do?
2.65sHey, why don't you and your friend come join us over at our table?