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2.92sYeah, plus think of all the fun stuff you can do as a single guy.
5.1sLike going to loud, awful bars and not being able to hear the mediocre-looking chick next to you say something stupid.
1.23sIt's going to be awesome.
1.6sI don't know how to do anything like that.
1.33sIt's easy.
1.37sI'll help you meet some women, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.67sCome on, it's been 50 years since I've been on a date.
1.67sWell, how'd you get that chick on the boat, then?
2.17sYou know how in that movie Liam Neeson gets his daughter back?
1.27sYeah.
2.8sWell, that was one of the girls their dad didn't get back.
1.97s(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.27sWhat kind of joint is this? Where's the cigarette girl?
1.73sYeah, they don't have those anymore.
1.7sPeter, I don't know about this.
3.1sI haven't even had normal sexual relations in a long time.