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3.49sOkay, Carter, if there's one thing girls like, it's a guy with tattoos.
2.54sWhen Babs sees this one, she's totally gonna take you back.
1.6sNice. What's the tattoo?
1.6sIt's great. It's a donkey's vagina.
6.27s(STAMMERS) How is that gonna... (BRAYING) (SCREAMING) Peter, stop him!
2.4sNo, this is good. This means I did a good job.
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2.2sAll right, if I've learned anything from romantic comedies,
4.5sit's that the ex-wife always falls in love with her husband again after he befriends a little kid.
1sOkay.
1.03sAnd the kid needs to be really cute,
1.03sso I ordered Jonathan Lipnicki.
2.57s(DOORBELL CHIMES) There's the cute little guy now.
2.47sHang on.
2.1sOh, my God! What happened to you!
3.4s(EXCLAIMS) We got to get you to the hospital!