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3.44sand your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.
2.33s(SIREN WAILING)
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1.93sAll right, you got my catchphrases for me?
3.15sI just want you to know this was a huge pain in the ass.
2.54s"Peter's new catchphrases, by Carter Pewterschmidt."
1.5sTitle's all business. I like that.
1.44sAlso, I've been under the weather lately,
1.43sso it may not be my best work.
1.5s"Shape up or show me your balls."
1.07s(CHUCKLES) That's good.
1.33sReally?
2.27sHow about this one? "In your face, Nancy Grace."
1.1sI love it.
1.7sOh, man, there are a lot of good ones here.
3.2s"Fire alarm? I am the fire alarm.
2.34s"Find your own beach house, crabby.
1.97s"Put that in your office and frame it."
1.3sThe last one's kind of lame.
1.2sDid you get down to the one at the bottom there?
2.64sWhich one? "On your mark, get set, terrible."