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1.53sAh, yes. Thank you, Clarence.
1.47sHow are things in Terriblehood?
1.7sTerrible, sir. Good, good.
1.01s
1.7sYou dumb bitch!
2.02sBABS: My friend and I held our breath,
2.69swondering which one of us he was talking to.
1.29s
1.97sBut the lucky one was me.
2.72sAnd from there, our romance blossomed.
2.5s
1.63sBoy, you can take a punch,
2.07sbut at the same time, you cowered a little bit.
1.1sNow, that's a woman.
3.14s(CHUCKLES) I love you, pussycup.
1.9sI love you, too.
3.49sNow, let's kiss while the camera pans over to the drapes.
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1.77sCARTER: Good stuff happening over here.
1.53sAll implied.
2.87sBABS: It was the happiest time of our lives.
4.17sUnfortunately, that was the year the great war with Alaska broke out,
4.9sand even Carter's lofty connections couldn't save him from the draft.
3.79s(GUN FIRING) In one of the bloodiest battles of the war,
5.56sCarter nearly lost his life in the battle with the infamous, walrus-backed Nanookwaffe.