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5.61sAnd she will, but only because she needs money to pay for medicine for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto.
2.52sMama, may I have cookie?
2.47sNo, Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.
1.53s(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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1.83sMr. Pewterschmidt!
2.1sMr. Pewterschmidt, dinner's ready!
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1.3sDamn it, he can't hear me.
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2.64s(CARTER AND WOMAN LAUGHING)
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1.7sAh! That was excellent.
2.27sWhen I clenched it, you took your fingers away.
1.3sYou were right to do that.
5.17sOh, my God! (BOTH GASP) Mr. Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair? Ew!
0.95sNo, no, this is my sister.
1.15sEw!
1.03sNo, no, no, I'm impotent.
1.1sEw!
1.47sI mean, she looked at me while I did it to myself.
1.03sEw!