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2.47sand I figure it's got to be the television, you know?
1.57sTV this size, forget it.
2.1sIt'll have me laughing till I got snots falling out of my nose.
2.23sCarter, where are you taking our television?
1.74sI'm giving it to Peter.
1.6sWhat? Why?
1.68sYeah, why, Carter?
5.07sBecause Peter is the best and he is awesome and he makes better laser sounds than I do.
2.95s(MIMICKING LASER SOUNDS) God damn right. You hear that, Lois?
2.33sAnd he's not just saying that 'cause I covered for him about his affair.
3.15s(ALL GASPING) What?
2.7sCarter, is this true?
0.51s
2.57sYes, it's true.
2.64sOh, dear!
1.53s(SOBBING)
3.07s
6.94sWell, on your mark, get set, terrible. (LAUGHS) No, no, but I understand that this is bad.