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3.49sOkay, Carter, if there's one thing girls like, it's a guy with tattoos.
2.54sWhen Babs sees this one, she's totally gonna take you back.
1.6sNice. What's the tattoo?
1.6sIt's great. It's a donkey's vagina.
6.27s(STAMMERS) How is that gonna... (BRAYING) (SCREAMING) Peter, stop him!
2.4sNo, this is good. This means I did a good job.
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2.2sAll right, if I've learned anything from romantic comedies,
4.5sit's that the ex-wife always falls in love with her husband again after he befriends a little kid.
1sOkay.
1.03sAnd the kid needs to be really cute,
1.03sso I ordered Jonathan Lipnicki.
2.57s(DOORBELL CHIMES) There's the cute little guy now.
2.47sHang on.
2.1sOh, my God! What happened to you!
3.4s(EXCLAIMS) We got to get you to the hospital!
1.1sYou're hideous!
1.73sWho did this to you?
2.33sWhere are my keys? Where's my keys? Where are my keys?
1.2sPeter, what about Babs?
2.15sForget about yourself for a second, Carter.
2.67sLook what has happened to Jonathan Lipnicki.
2.57sOh! Yeah. No, you're right.
3.37sYou should probably take care of that. I'll be here.