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3.32sHmm. My career has kind of lost momentum.
2.32sI think it's the bright blue pants.
2.07sI mean, you're not on a golf course.
2.75sWell, I have been thinking about making them into cutoffs.
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1.58sI tell you, the kid's a wonder.
4.55sHe organized all the lawsuits against me into one class action.
3.1s- That's gonna save all kinds of travel time.
- You know it.
3.27sPlus, he gave me this appointment dealy. It's got my whole week in there.
1.35sSweet.
2.17sThis thing'll do anything. Watch.
1.95sI'll ask it how many leagues in a furlong.
3.2sNo, wait. I'll make it say, "What's a-matter, you?" in Turkish.
2.44sAnd look at this!
1.94sA cheese grater!
1.77sMan, technology's amazing.
2.47sA guy could do great things with a gadget like that.
1.95sWell, if you want one, they sell 'em at--
2.47sYeah, a guy could do great things.
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2.37sThe boy's still studying?
4.34sCan you believe it? And he's even tutoring a little Navajo boy.
2.59sAnd why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?