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1.9sCan't you do something constructive?
2.42sSure, I can do something destructive.
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2.59sjust say the word, and I'll drive this hoe in his back!
1.83sI can make it look like suicide.
5.54sAnd I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey--
2.94sYou're not gonna start any fires, are you?
2.64sAt my house, we call 'em "uh-ohs."
3.22sHi, fire doggie. Can you do any tricks?
3.62sTricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.
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1.75sFire can be our servant,
2.7swhether it's toasting s'mores or raining down on Charlie.
3.24sBut it can turn not so nice, as you'll see in this skit...
2.15sby the Volunteer Fire Department Players.
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3.37sWhat a great pot party! Wasn't it, man?
3.69sNow for a regular cigarette to make the night complete.
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4.17sOh! Man, that's good. Mad Dog, I've been thinking.