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1.65sWhy, this is retardant.
2.3sSure is. And what's that?
1.83sThat's called a hose lengthener.
1.6sYou need one.
1.6sWhat's this?
2.35sjust read the label. It's a king-sized flamer!
3.47sBart, will you go bother someone else?
2.08sLook! A fire... engine.
2.97sStop that! Help! Help! Fire... helmets.
1.9sCan't you do something constructive?
2.42sSure, I can do something destructive.
1.99s
2.59sjust say the word, and I'll drive this hoe in his back!
1.83sI can make it look like suicide.
5.54sAnd I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey--
2.94sYou're not gonna start any fires, are you?
2.64sAt my house, we call 'em "uh-ohs."
3.22sHi, fire doggie. Can you do any tricks?
3.62sTricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.