3.19sPlus, you exposed the disturbing unreadiness of today's army.
3.72sOh, honey, I'm so sorry we sent you on that psychotropic hayride.
2.19sAt least I got to see some cool colors.
2.92sAnd Mark McGwire gave you an autographed bat.
2.57sWhy is the zero made out of glass?
3.22sWho cares? That man can really slug.
3.22sWell, I'm not giving my baby any more dangerous drugs.