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1.95sI'll ask it how many leagues in a furlong.
3.2sNo, wait. I'll make it say, "What's a-matter, you?" in Turkish.
2.44sAnd look at this!
1.94sA cheese grater!
1.77sMan, technology's amazing.
2.47sA guy could do great things with a gadget like that.
1.95sWell, if you want one, they sell 'em at--
2.47sYeah, a guy could do great things.
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2.37sThe boy's still studying?
4.34sCan you believe it? And he's even tutoring a little Navajo boy.
2.59sAnd why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
3.02sBecause he took his eyes off the prize?
2.5sThat's right. You stay on the ball, you stay on the wall.
2.07sHe's gone from goofus to gallant.