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0.67s"Memo to self: Shut up, Lisa."
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4.14sHmm. "Thank you in advance for a world-class meal.
4.52sYou're an inspiration to our entire organization. Thank you again. Bart."
2.2sOh, what a lovely gesture.
3.49sCost of paper: five cents. A mother's love: priceless.
0.5sAw.
0.8sDo I get a card?
2.67sNo, but here's a book called Chicken Soup for the Loser...
2.6sthat gave Bill Buckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.
3.32sHmm. My career has kind of lost momentum.
2.32sI think it's the bright blue pants.
2.07sI mean, you're not on a golf course.
2.75sWell, I have been thinking about making them into cutoffs.