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1.35sSweet.
2.17sThis thing'll do anything. Watch.
1.95sI'll ask it how many leagues in a furlong.
3.2sNo, wait. I'll make it say, "What's a-matter, you?" in Turkish.
2.44sAnd look at this!
1.94sA cheese grater!
1.77sMan, technology's amazing.
2.47sA guy could do great things with a gadget like that.
1.95sWell, if you want one, they sell 'em at--
2.47sYeah, a guy could do great things.
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2.37sThe boy's still studying?
4.34sCan you believe it? And he's even tutoring a little Navajo boy.
2.59sAnd why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
3.02sBecause he took his eyes off the prize?
2.5sThat's right. You stay on the ball, you stay on the wall.
2.07sHe's gone from goofus to gallant.
3.7sAnd we owe it all to mind-bending pills.
2.39sBart's so well-behaved now.
2.02sMaybe you and I can have a night out.
3.75sOoh! Let's go to the water park! My 10-year ban ended yesterday.
4.17sI was thinking of something a little more... adult.