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3.4sHe's right! This thing's got info on everybody.
3.45sAddresses, credit ratings, what size baseball hat they wear.
2.29sSurveillance beam disabled.
3.8sMarket research shutting down. Doesn't that beat all?
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3.27sHi, folks. I'm Mark McGwire.
2.42sBig Mac himself. Who'd have thunk it?
3.65sYoung Bart here was right. We are spying on you pretty much around the clock.
3.74sBut why, Mr. McGwire? Do you wanna know the terrifying truth,
2.19sor do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?
2.97sDingers! Dingers!
2sOoh!
1.93sYoink!
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1.72sIt's good to have the old Bart back.
3.19sPlus, you exposed the disturbing unreadiness of today's army.
3.72sOh, honey, I'm so sorry we sent you on that psychotropic hayride.
2.19sAt least I got to see some cool colors.
2.92sAnd Mark McGwire gave you an autographed bat.