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2.3sSure is. And what's that?
1.83sThat's called a hose lengthener.
1.6sYou need one.
1.6sWhat's this?
2.35sjust read the label. It's a king-sized flamer!
3.47sBart, will you go bother someone else?
2.08sLook! A fire... engine.
2.97sStop that! Help! Help! Fire... helmets.
1.9sCan't you do something constructive?
2.42sSure, I can do something destructive.
1.99s
2.59sjust say the word, and I'll drive this hoe in his back!
1.83sI can make it look like suicide.
5.54sAnd I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey--
2.94sYou're not gonna start any fires, are you?
2.64sAt my house, we call 'em "uh-ohs."
3.22sHi, fire doggie. Can you do any tricks?
3.62sTricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.
1.53s
1.75sFire can be our servant,
2.7swhether it's toasting s'mores or raining down on Charlie.
3.24sBut it can turn not so nice, as you'll see in this skit...
2.15sby the Volunteer Fire Department Players.