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1.63sActually I just wanted to check the honor bar.
3.55s'Cause, uh, The last Pope we had here filled his shaving kit with Necco wafers.
1.85sAll right, wise guy, who are you?
5.57sLook, I'm just a faithful Catholic man with a family crisis that only His Holiness can resolve.
1.75sI've never asked the church for anything,
2.08sbut I don't know where else to turn.
1.53sDust him!
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1.75sMy heavens, son! Are you ok?
2.3sYeah. I just got bounced by the Pope's road crew.
2.38sgood thing you missed me. I'm set to drive the Popemobile.
3.6sAny slight bump on the head knocks me unconscious for a few hours.
4.3sI always wake up feeling fine, but it's just so darn inconvenient to be knocked out that easily.
1.98sEven by the slightest tap. Like this.
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