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1.5sI'd rather be dead.
1.55sdead? I'll tell you what's dead.
1.28sVaudeville. You know what killed it?
1.47sthe Talkie pictures.
1.7sBut you can still make it. You just gotta have a gimmick.
0.98sI, for one, am a tumbler.
1.75sHere, watch my round off. Oh!
3.74sHey, kiddo, be a sport. Take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue.
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0.95sI don't get it, Lois.
2.49sBaseball's always been the secret to male bonding.
3.32sIt even worked for Rosie O'Donnell and his father in A League of Their Own.
5.07sPeter, I hate to say this but it doesn't seem like your dad is interested in bonding with you.
1.93sAll he cares about is work.
1.67sWait a second. Work!
1.58sThat's what'll bring us together.
1.87sWe can start our own father-son business.
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2.07shey! What are you doing with all them bathtubs,
1.07syou heathen dummy?
1.84sPop, why you gotta be like that?
3.32sWe cut 'em in half, stick a Virgin Mary in them and sell them as shrines.
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1.03sThat's my boy.
2.04sAt least, that's what your mama always told me.
3.97sNow give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
4.34sOr you could just get your father a job with you at the toy factory.
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