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2.72sI didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. mass.
2.23sI didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m.
1.77sWhat else haven't you told me?
2.19sI rather like this God fellow.
1.57sHe's very theatrical, you know.
2.2sA pestilence here and a plague there.
1.45sGot to get me some of that, hmm.
2.92sYes. We all enjoy the Bible in this house.
2.82sReally? What's your favorite book of the Bible?
5.47sThat one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
2.4sOpen this door! Open it, I say!
2.85sUh, You might want to give that a minute or 2.
1.63sI know what you're doing in there,
0.88sand it's a sin!
2.72sIf you ever do it again, you'll burn in Hell!
2.64sBut I do it every day. Sometimes twice.
1.3sMark my words, lad.
2.17sYou may think you're alone in there, but God's watching.