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2.49sI just want to say that Jesus loves you.
1.3sBut in my eyes,
4.22syou're a bunch of sinners and slackers who forced a hard-working old man to retire.
2.62sSo you can take this shiny watch and shove it.
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1.62sI adore this man!
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1.6sThat was some speech, Dad.
2.74sYeah. It's a shame Grandma wasn't there to hear it.
1.17sBless her heart.
3.02sShe's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.
2.23sHit me, you 5-card stud.
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1.28sCocktail!
1.82sAye, she's a rose.
3.5sIt's a pity you couldn't find yourself a nice Irish Catholic girl, Peter.
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2.84sFrancis, this must be embarrassing for you.
1.33sI'm in the car.
2.72sDad, Now that you're retired, you're comin' to stay with us.
2.13sNo more excuses. I'm putting my foot down.
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1.13sJeez, Brian, buckle up.
0.87sHey, What do you say, Dad?
1.82sI don't want to be a bother.
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