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1.13sJeez, Brian, buckle up.
0.87sHey, What do you say, Dad?
1.82sI don't want to be a bother.
1.53sIt's no bother, is it, Lois?
2.92sOf course not, heh. It'll be fun.
1.48sYou're a good woman, Lois.
2.08sPerhaps you won't burn in Hell after all.
3.29sMaybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
1.87sHey, There you go, Lois. You love kids.
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1.3sHeh, Look at that, Lois.
1.83sDad's reading Stewie to sleep,
2.34sjust like he never did for me.
4.7s"So God cast the pagans and sinners "into the fiery bowels of Hell,
3.72s"where their flesh burned in agony "forever and ever."
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1.37sThe end.
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2.7sAh, Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible.
1.07sYes, charming.
2.14sLike when God told Abraham to kill Isaac.
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1.23sHey!
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2.47sThat was a lovely service, Francis.
2.58sSuper. And only 3 more hours till school.