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4.74sAt mass this morning it occurred to me that I may never see any of your faces again.
2.49sI just want to say that Jesus loves you.
1.3sBut in my eyes,
4.22syou're a bunch of sinners and slackers who forced a hard-working old man to retire.
2.62sSo you can take this shiny watch and shove it.
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1.62sI adore this man!
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1.6sThat was some speech, Dad.
2.74sYeah. It's a shame Grandma wasn't there to hear it.
1.17sBless her heart.
3.02sShe's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.
2.23sHit me, you 5-card stud.
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1.28sCocktail!
1.82sAye, she's a rose.
3.5sIt's a pity you couldn't find yourself a nice Irish Catholic girl, Peter.