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1.3sThank you, Jesus.
2.3sI have a purpose in life again.
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3.57sHey! Break up the sewing circle and get back to work!
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2.32sMy, my. What a thumping good read!
1.47sLions eating Christians,
2.4speople nailing each other to 2-by-4s.
1.88sI say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
2.75sPlease don't say "pooh."
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1.52sPeter! Are you all right?
1.17sWhere's your father?
1.12sStill at the factory.
1.68sHe's turning the break room into a chapel.
2.48sA chapel? Where will you all eat lunch?
1.6sLois, lunch is a sin.
1.6sTaking a break is a sin.
1.35sBestiality is a sin.
2.12sI'm not sure how that came up exactly,
2.12sbut me and Dad have never been closer.
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