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2.97sHis Holiness, the Pope!
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1.87sHey, I just got a crazy idea!
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1.92sAah! Why? Why? Why?
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1.97sHey, I just got another crazy idea!
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1sMm-hmm.
1.22sMm-hmm.
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1.27sHey, did you ever notice this?
2.34sOn page 375, it says "Jebus."
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1.74sIt's supposed to be "Jesus," right?
1.23sRoom service!
1.63sWe didn't order no room service.
1.2sWell, uh, uh,
1.63sActually I just wanted to check the honor bar.
3.55s'Cause, uh, The last Pope we had here filled his shaving kit with Necco wafers.
1.85sAll right, wise guy, who are you?
5.57sLook, I'm just a faithful Catholic man with a family crisis that only His Holiness can resolve.
1.75sI've never asked the church for anything,