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2.23sHit me, you 5-card stud.
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1.28sCocktail!
1.82sAye, she's a rose.
3.5sIt's a pity you couldn't find yourself a nice Irish Catholic girl, Peter.
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2.84sFrancis, this must be embarrassing for you.
1.33sI'm in the car.
2.72sDad, Now that you're retired, you're comin' to stay with us.
2.13sNo more excuses. I'm putting my foot down.
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1.13sJeez, Brian, buckle up.
0.87sHey, What do you say, Dad?
1.82sI don't want to be a bother.
1.53sIt's no bother, is it, Lois?
2.92sOf course not, heh. It'll be fun.
1.48sYou're a good woman, Lois.
2.08sPerhaps you won't burn in Hell after all.
3.29sMaybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
1.87sHey, There you go, Lois. You love kids.
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1.3sHeh, Look at that, Lois.
1.83sDad's reading Stewie to sleep,
2.34sjust like he never did for me.