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1.87sI don't know why they went the suggestive name.
2.57sThey could've just as easily gone with "rooster." Diane?
2.14sI'm telling you. Something must've happened to him.
3.99sHe's probably hurt, or lost, or--or--or shanghaied by pirates!
4.59sThat renegade pirate ship captained by the ruthless Peg Leg Swantoon!
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1.3sPeter, calm down.
1.77sIt's his first night of retirement.
2.17sHe's probably out enjoying himself.
1.35sHe's in jail.
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1.37sDad, my God, are you ok?
2.75sDon't be using the Lord's name in vain!
1.83sHe's ok! Thank God!
2.37sIt seems he broke into the old mill after hours.
1.74sWe found him working on a kick press.
3.14sDad, you left the ball game with me to go work in a mill?
1.2sYes! I want to work!
1.45sI want my job back!
1.73sBut, Dad, you're retired.
1.5sI'd rather be dead.
1.55sdead? I'll tell you what's dead.
1.28sVaudeville. You know what killed it?
1.47sthe Talkie pictures.
1.7sBut you can still make it. You just gotta have a gimmick.