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1.58sI created you all,
3.47sand I came here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave.
2.67sIf you don't believe me, ask my uncle.
1.75sProsecutor, your opening statement?
1.38sYeah, honey, I'll be home for dinner.
1.73sThe prosecution rests, Your Honor.
3.34sWe will reconvene when the jury reaches a verdict.
3.15sSon, you in a whole mess of trouble.
2.12s(GAVEL THUDDING) What?
2.24sJUDGE: Has the jury reached a verdict?
1.63sMAN: No, we have not,
3.74sfor we have evolved to a higher state of consciousness.
4.27sIn the grand scheme, all physical beings are but yokels.