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1.7sThank you.
5.64sI must say, I'm so proud to see what you've blossomed into since I first created your ancestors.
3.4s(ALL GASP) What? I thought you knew.
4.09sYou all evolved from some filth-gobbling Nanobots I designed.
3.1sI dumped them in one of your ponds a few days ago.
2.87sBut this is creationist talk.
1.44sHe speaks lies!
2.89sThe Earth was created in eons, not days.
2.37sYes, relative to you, it was eons,
7.22sbut, well, look at this hologram I took the day before yesterday of a robot frolicking with a robo-dinosaur.
1.35s(ALL GASP)
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2.22sI don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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2.72sYou're under arrest for crimes against science.
2.15sNo!
2.23sCould you drag me by the restroom?
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1.4s(CHATTERING)
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