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3.8sSorry. No can do. I'm taking off for six months to join the Skewed Tour.
1.7sSkewed Tour?
3.37sThe traveling festival of rock and roll, skateboarding and extreme sports?
0sAnd nipple piercing.
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1.56sDont worry. They're clip-ons.
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3.83sBehold the delightful unicorn I got at the face-painting pavilion.
2.83sDude, that was a tattoo parlor.
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2.66s- He's suffered enough.
- Yeah.
1.02sBut on the other hand-
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1.7sJust a reminder, people.
2.59sIf you’re getting bogus returns on your investments...
2.03scontact Goldman Sachs...
2.66sthe Skewed financial planners.
2.56sUp next on the half-pipe, boarding legend Tony Hawk!